We all know Barack is a smoker.  He made a publicity move earlier in the campaign saying he was trying to quit.  As any good smoker knows, the more stressed you are, the more you smoke.  So running for president of the United States; probably not a good time to put that down.  But for the most part Obama has been able to break the habit with the exception of a puff every now and then according to People.com.  He is otherwise healthy and will be featured on the cover of Men’s Health magazine in November.  Its tough to quit, so I say let him light up every now and then.  He could probably smoke two packs a day and still outlive McCain.

Bad news for fans of The Girls Next Door.  Hef has confirmed that he and Holly have parted ways.  Reportedly he was “sad” and the actual break up was a couple weeks ago (which wwtdd.com has been reporting but noone believed him).  Hef says one of the reasons for the break was because they couldn’t have a child.  Loosely translated either Holly is barren or Hef is shooting blanks.  Its up to you to decide!  The hit E! show will continue next year with its 6th season (the 5th season just started), but no word yet on whether there will be new ladies.

The good people over at the National Enquirer are reporting that Britney’s little sister is preggers again. Three months after having her first baby, this 17 year old might be eight weeks in on her next child. You can’t make this stuff up folks! Here is what the Enquirer had to say:

“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.

This would normally be the part where I say something sarcastic, but since the media has decided its ok for Sarah Palin’s daughter to be preggo and unmarried at 17, I guess its ok for Jamie Lynn as well. What I will do is throw out a “WTF” for the fact that she thought she couldn’t get pregnant while breast feeding. What does the one, have to do with the other? If anything, Jamie Lynn should have paid better attention in sex-ed classes.

Here is a list of the top booking 2009 Night Moves Prom styles by Allure. Expect to see these advertised in all the major magazines, as well as in your local retail stores.  As you can tell, and we have been mentioning, prints are gonna be huge this year.

#1 This Pleated bold and beautiful design features bugle beads accenting the plunging neckline, straps, and the empire waist while a sparkling crystal brooch and pleated charmeuse satin skirt complete this gown. Dress 5800 $350.00

#2 An a-line taffeta ball gown featuring a strapless neckline and ruched bodice. The true drama is the multi-layered skirt constructed of pleated taffeta. The corset back ensures for a perfect fit. Dress 5878 $378.00

#3 Halter neckline, charmeuse satin slim and sexy silhouette. A gorgeous crystal brooch detail accents the waistline as contrasting fabric highlights the center split. A detachable bow with train completes this style. Dress 5801 $290.00

#4 A fabulous combination of animal printed charmeuse, solid charmeuse and tulle! The strapless neckline flows into a slim silhouette, and is highlighted with full godets giving the dress a fun flare. Dress 5835 $350.00

#5 A sleek and sexy style featuring a tiny, all-over sequin fabric makes this style shine. This gown has a halter neckline and front side split, while a chain detailed back closure completes the look. Dress 5820 $258.00

Ms Hathaway has been tapped for the new Alice in Wonderland movie from Tim Burton.  Anne will be playing the White Queen, and Mia Wasikowska (Sophie from “In Treatment” for you HBO fans) will be playing Alice in what I am sure will be another Tim Burton extravaganza.  Yup, I just checked and all the Burton cast will be there: Johnny Depp will be the Mad Hatter and Helena Bonham Carter (Tim’s wife) will be the Queen of Hearts.  The flick is filming now, but will not be released until 2010.  Booooo!

Here comes more kookyness!  According to the fine people over at entertainmentwise.com, Jamie and Lynne Spears have put a ban on sex for 6 months on poor Brit.  Apparently they think that all her problems were caused by the boys in her life, and in no way related to the way they raised her.  Attention Brit’s parents: You should have told her “NO” more while growing up and this would not be a problem.  If the entertainment industry was messing her up with underage sex, booze, and drugs, you should have spanked her and made her get a job at Wal-Mart.  Sure she wouldn’t have made a billion dollars, but she would be a better person inside.  Age 26 is not a good time to start being a good parent.

Britney needs you to buy her new album and go see her on tour so she can get rid of her parents again.  Please help by listening to her new single below:

We all knew it was just a matter of time!  The rumor is that Scientology people have contacted Amy Winehouse in an effort to get her on that big spaceship in the sky.  I know a lot of people knock Scientology, but when you take a step back and look at the people who are in it, they seem happy, and are not out getting DUI’s, doing drugs, or killing people.  So maybe this is the answer for Amy.  She obviously needs some form of structure to get her back on track.  The good news is if she doesn’t join, her next single could be: Tried to make me join Scientology, I said, No, no, no.

Super republicans Heidi and Spencer have endorsed Sarah Palin for VP.  No one asked them to, they just did.  In a related story, Obama wins the election because Americans can not bring themselves to be on the same side of Heidi.

After twelve days of testimony, and twenty two witnesses, OJ has been found guilty on all 12 charges of armed robbery and kidnapping that stemmed from the events in the Palace Station Hotel room in Vegas in 2007.

OJ is being sent straight to jail for approximately 30 days until sentencing.  Even if the minimum sentence is given, the charges are so serious that 61 year old OJ Simpson will likely spend the rest of his life in prison.

It is rather ominous that this verdict comes 13 years to the day that The Juice was accquitted of the murders of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.  Funny how fate works out sometimes.

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In our continuing coverage of Fashion Week Paris (FWP), we decided to throw a rock and see what celebrities we could hit, and what they are wearing.  I really do not have anything negative to say because most of them are dressed appropriately (which is no fun).  But as you have seen from other fashion week posts, there is plenty of other stuff to bash at this event.  So take this time to enjoy pictures of famous people doing things that we can’t because we are not good looking rich enough.

Katy Perry in a decent dress (for once).  Naomi Campbell looking professional.

Lilly Allen not drunk and exposing herself.  SIR Paul McCartney lookin’ sharp.

Milla Jovovich still practices saying “muulti paaas”.  Natalie Portman stays seated trying to hide from the Star Wars fans.

Lenny Kravitz, obviously there to pic up a model or 5.  Emma Watson, obviously there to cast a Harry Potter spell to keep Lenny Kravitz away from her.