Here comes more kookyness!  According to the fine people over at entertainmentwise.com, Jamie and Lynne Spears have put a ban on sex for 6 months on poor Brit.  Apparently they think that all her problems were caused by the boys in her life, and in no way related to the way they raised her.  Attention Brit’s parents: You should have told her “NO” more while growing up and this would not be a problem.  If the entertainment industry was messing her up with underage sex, booze, and drugs, you should have spanked her and made her get a job at Wal-Mart.  Sure she wouldn’t have made a billion dollars, but she would be a better person inside.  Age 26 is not a good time to start being a good parent.

Britney needs you to buy her new album and go see her on tour so she can get rid of her parents again.  Please help by listening to her new single below: