Perez Hilton is seen here grimacing like a little girl when the fist from nowhere pounds him in the face in a Toronto night club. The internet blogger to the stars claims the fist belongs to Black-Eyed Pea Will I. Am’s manager, Polo Molina.

The whole ruckus began when Fergie, fellow bandmate, confronted Perez about the attacks launched at her on his site. Will I. Am later approached Perez with his manager about the same subject.

With a crowd surrounding Perez, Will and Will’s manager, Polo — the guys argue back and forth for about a minute, until Perez tells Will, “you’re not a f**king artist … you’re a f**king f*ggot.”

Then the fist comes. Perez says Will’s manager hit him two or three times.

Not only are the peas pissed at Perez, the GLAAD association has released a statement pounding Perez for his use of gay slurs during the altercation.

Jack Black has officially taken all the focus off Sarah Palin with his latest appearance on David Letterman. Monday night, Jack was promoting his new movie, Year One, when he broke out into song and dropped the f-bomb.

Typically Dave’s people would have censored the foul language…but this one slipped through the cracks. Since it was after 10 pm, they are both in the clear with the FCC. We’re just glad there is a new buzz about Letterman, and it has nothing to do with Sarah Palin.

The highly-publicized and biblically-correct Miss California, Carrie Prejean is officially out! But not because of her religious beliefs say top Miss USA Pageant officials, including the Trumpster himself.

In a press release, unveiled just yesterday, Miss USA California officials claim Prejean failed to attend over 30 events scheduled by the organization.

“…after our press conference in New York we had hoped we would be able to forge a better working relationship…”

“…it has become abundantly clear that Carrie is unwilling to fulfill her obligations under our contract and work together.”

The Miss USA Organization maintains that the firing of Prejean is strictly based on Carrie breaching her contract. It’s not based on her political and moral views. Her replacement is Miss Malibu Tami Farrell.

48-year-old Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle was admitted to a London clinic on Sunday, just after her surprising defeat on “Britain’s Got Talent.” She is said to be suffering from exhaustion.

Britain’s Got Talent judge Piers Morgan told GMTV that Boyle was “emotionally drained and exhausted” after being put under more pressure than any other contestant in the show.

“Nobody has had to put up with the kind of attention Susan has had, nobody could have predicted it. It has been crazy, she has gone from anonymity to being the most downloaded woman in history.” Morgan went on to say that Susan was “essentially fine” and just needed to catch up on her rest.

The seemingly shy and reserved Scot soared to super-stardom after her initial appearance on the “Britain’s Got Talent” received millions of views on YouTube.

The show’s winners, Diversity took 24.9% of the public vote in the final, beating Boyle’s 20.2% share. The contestant in third place, saxophonist Julian Smith, gained 16.4% of the vote.

It is called Objectum Sexuality (OS), the love affair between a human and an inanimate object. They are called Objectophiles, people who are in love with an object. This is not just a simple fascination with a structure, or a love like you love your favorite sweater or a new pair of shoes. This is a full-on romantic and intimate relationship between a person and a bridge, a fence, a plane, or like the case of Erika Eiffel, the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

It sounds so silly, but there are actually people who are “in love” with objects or structures. 37-year-old professional archer and trained martial artist, Erika, “married” the Eiffel Tower in a commitment ceremony in 2007. She even legally changed her name to reflect the bond she’s made with the tower. I now present to you, Mrs. Erika Eiffel, wife of the Eiffel Tower.

The OS term was first coined by Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, a 54-year-old woman who has been “married” to the Berlin Wall for 29 years.There are 40 self-proclaimed objectum-sexuals worldwide.

I do have to agree, the Eiffel Tower would be the perfect husband…tall, dark and handsome; the silent type; and always erect.