The Chicago River, in Illinois, is dyed green each year in celebration of St. Patrick’s Day. The tradition dates back to 1962 when sewer workers spilled green dye into the river to check for sewer discharges. The idea to turn the river green for Saint Patrick’s Day was born. Originally, 100 pounds of vegetable dye was used to turn the river green for a whole week. That proved to be a bit much and now, only forty pounds of dye is used and the color only lasts for several hours.

Other celebrating cities include Indianapolis, Indiana, who dyes its main canal green and Savannah, Georgia dyes its downtown city fountains green.

“It is for real…”I’ve never been invited to do Star on Ice before, which is the only figure skating tour in the U.S., and it’s disappointing that I can’t perform for my American fans… all because I’m not ‘family friendly’ enough.”

GLAAD had this to say on their blog: “To say that Weir is ‘not family friendly’ would be a clear jab at his perceived sexual orientation. Weir is extremely involved with his family.” The blog went on to say “Weir’s performance and costume style is sometimes considered flashier than those of other skaters, leading to questions about his perceived sexual orientation. While Weir has not officially announced his sexual orientation, he has garnered a significant amount of LGBT (Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender) fans.”

Stars on Ice has responded to GLAAD and released a statement to RadarOnline.com saying “We are disappointed that there is untrue and inaccurate information being disseminated. “

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Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial corporation, insisting that one of the babies — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her. The baby is referred to as a milk-a-holic (hilarious). Wonder what would give her the idea that the baby was modeled after her? The ad shows a baby boy apologizing to his girlfriend via webcam for not calling the night before. The baby girl(friend) asks, “So that milk-a-holic Lindsay wasn’t over?”

She wants $100 million for her pain and suffering. Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna. What? Are you kidding Lindsay? First of all, there are millions of Lindsays in the world. How many Oprahs or Madonnas do you know? Secondly, don’t flatter yourself, your name shouldn’t even be in the same sentence with showbiz icons.

Grow up…you are such a baby.

After spilling his guts to Playboy, John Meyer has offered Jessica Simpson an apology for his disclosures concerning their sex life, via email. What a jerk, right? Jessica opens up to Oprah about John Meyer, the “mom jeans” thing and her weight on today’s episode. She doesn’t seem to be inclined to accept the emailed apology, she didn’t hit reply.

I don’t know why she is so pissed off anyway, he was very complimentary about her abilities in the boudoir. He called her sexual napalm for god’s sake! Napalm? Who thinks of that? In the Playboy interview, John also refers to Jessica’s bedroom behavior as crack cocaine to him. Really John? The entire rant on Jessica seemed to stem from crack cocaine, but it was however, very complimentary to her. Who doesn’t wanna be sexual napalm?

Montag says she “just wants to be as beautiful as she can be, inside and out.” And if that means DD boobs, so be it. The starlet says that her breasts still aren’t big enough.

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Kimmel appeared on Jay’s show during a segment they call “10 at 10″. Kimmel was asked ten questions, most of his answers were direct shots at Jay and the surrounding controversy. But, perhaps the most scathing moment comes when Leno asked Kimmel what his favorite prank was.

“I told a guy that five years from now, I’m going to give you my show, and then I gave it to him and took it back almost instantly,” Kimmel said, drawing groans and horrified laughter from Leno’s audience. “I think he works at Fox or something now.”

At that point, Kimmel was rolling. “Ever order anything off the TV?” Leno asked.

“You mean the way NBC ordered your show off the TV?” Kimmel replied.

When asked about strippers, Kimmel said:

“I don’t like strippers because you have a phony relationship with them for money. Sort of like the way you and Conan were on ‘The Tonight Show’ together passing the torch? You know what I’m saying.”

Leno seemed to play along as Kimmel kept nailing him. It ended with Kimmel getting in one last shot.

“Listen, Jay, Conan and I have children,” he said. “All you have to take care of is cars. We have lives to lead here. You have $800 million. For God’s sake, leave our shows alone!”

“I think we’re dying,” he said. “We made brownies and I think we’re dead, I really do.”

The video is absolutely hysterical; wait for the reporters’ reaction.

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Get this, the guy was never prosecuted! He was allowed to resign from the Dearborn Police Department and no further charges were pursued. Other incidents of police misconduct have since surfaced for the officer and his wife. On a separate occasion, 26-year old Stacy Sanchez (dumb cop’s wife), voluntarily told police investigators that she removed cocaine from her husband’s police cruiser that was part of the department’s drug dog training program. She then went on a reported three-week coke binge. Stacy Sanchez has not been charged criminally either.

Justice isn’t blind, it’s high.

No, not in person, on Victoria Rowell’s body! The actress donned  a cotton strapless gown that she–get this–made herself! Her 2010 Emmy Awards gown featured the presidents face along with some sort of arabic looking symbols.

Rowell’s homemade homage to Obama definitely turned heads. Isn’t that what starlets want anyway—attention?

Berens’ wardrobe malfunction, caused by a pre-swim stretch, has suddenly caught the attention of the swimming world again. Michael who?

We can only hope that there will be some new, butt-baring wetsuits fashioned after this blunder!

Perez Hilton is seen here grimacing like a little girl when the fist from nowhere pounds him in the face in a Toronto night club. The internet blogger to the stars claims the fist belongs to Black-Eyed Pea Will I. Am’s manager, Polo Molina.

The whole ruckus began when Fergie, fellow bandmate, confronted Perez about the attacks launched at her on his site. Will I. Am later approached Perez with his manager about the same subject.

With a crowd surrounding Perez, Will and Will’s manager, Polo — the guys argue back and forth for about a minute, until Perez tells Will, “you’re not a f**king artist … you’re a f**king f*ggot.”

Then the fist comes. Perez says Will’s manager hit him two or three times.

Not only are the peas pissed at Perez, the GLAAD association has released a statement pounding Perez for his use of gay slurs during the altercation.