The search for a killer is over. The only suspect in the murder of Jasmine Fiore was found dead in a Canada motel room on Sunday. Ryan Jenkins, husband of the slain supermodel, had been on the run since Jasmine’s mutilated body was found last week in a dumpster in Buena Park, California. He committed suicide by hanging himself in the motel room.

The hotel manager says Jenkins was checked in by a young blond woman who stayed with Jenkins for about twenty minutes after they checked in and then left. When Jenkins did not check out on Sunday morning, the manager went into his room and found the suspected murderer hanging from a coat rack on the wall of the motel room.

Lt. Steve Holliday of Buena Park PD addressed the press, saying, “The sadness of this is all is that Mr. Jenkins will not stand before an Orange County jury for his crime.”

As twisted and demented as it may sound, that is the buzz about Hollywood since the 48-year-old D-lister showed up to the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday night with 19-year-old Levi Johnston by her side. On the red carpet, the pair held hands, whispered to each other and even made reference to their relationship as long-distance “lovers”.

“Long-distance relationships are not easy, especially when he’s in his igloo and I’m in my Hollywood tower,” said Griffin.

Joan Rivers is at it again. Seems the botoxed blonde is only about starting fights lately. This time, Joan has called out Brooke Shields, saying her weepy speech at Michael Jackson’s memorial was less about remembering her “dearest friend” and more about getting some serious “face time.”

A very tearful Shields recalled her fondest memories of Michael at his memorial last month. The actress also said that the two of them shared a special bond, growing up as child stars.

FYI: Brooke hadn’t seen Micheal since 1991.

Kevin Federline has maintained a relatively quiet life since Britney, but over the weekend, the former rapper/back-up dancer was in Vegas shooting scenes for his very own upcoming reality series.

The premise of this ridiculous reality show revolves around Federline and his life as a father to four kids. He has two sons with Spears — Jayden, 2 1/2, and Preston, 4 — as well as two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.

Are you kidding me? Who cares what the overweight, washed-up wannabe does on a daily basis? And his life as a father? He takes along a babysitter when he keeps his own kids!

It is called Objectum Sexuality (OS), the love affair between a human and an inanimate object. They are called Objectophiles, people who are in love with an object. This is not just a simple fascination with a structure, or a love like you love your favorite sweater or a new pair of shoes. This is a full-on romantic and intimate relationship between a person and a bridge, a fence, a plane, or like the case of Erika Eiffel, the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

It sounds so silly, but there are actually people who are “in love” with objects or structures. 37-year-old professional archer and trained martial artist, Erika, “married” the Eiffel Tower in a commitment ceremony in 2007. She even legally changed her name to reflect the bond she’s made with the tower. I now present to you, Mrs. Erika Eiffel, wife of the Eiffel Tower.

The OS term was first coined by Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, a 54-year-old woman who has been “married” to the Berlin Wall for 29 years.There are 40 self-proclaimed objectum-sexuals worldwide.

I do have to agree, the Eiffel Tower would be the perfect husband…tall, dark and handsome; the silent type; and always erect.