Just days after accepting the Oscar for her movie, The Blindside, Sandra Bullock was blindsided herself. Maybe biker Jesse James has inhaled too many exhaust fumes, or maybe he is just plain stupid. If married to Sandra Bullock, only an idiot would even look at another woman. Let alone a former Amish gal (that’s right…Amish) currently a mother of two and covered in tattoos.

Michelle McGee, a stripper in San Diego, says she carried on an 11-month affair with the Oscar winner’s hubby- and that he says his marriage was a sham and  “just for publicity.”

“I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” McGee told In Touch Weekly. “He gave me the impression they were separated.”

She said she met James at his motorcycle shop in Long Beach, while Sandra was filming The Blind Side.

“We ended up on the couch,” she said. “He wanted to watch movies, but I asked him, ‘What’s going on with you and Sandra?’”

“‘She doesn’t live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, and I can’t talk about it,’” James reportedly told her.

They had sex “two or three times” in his office that night, she said, and have been sleeping together for nearly a year.

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Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial corporation, insisting that one of the babies — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her. The baby is referred to as a milk-a-holic (hilarious). Wonder what would give her the idea that the baby was modeled after her? The ad shows a baby boy apologizing to his girlfriend via webcam for not calling the night before. The baby girl(friend) asks, “So that milk-a-holic Lindsay wasn’t over?”

She wants $100 million for her pain and suffering. Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna. What? Are you kidding Lindsay? First of all, there are millions of Lindsays in the world. How many Oprahs or Madonnas do you know? Secondly, don’t flatter yourself, your name shouldn’t even be in the same sentence with showbiz icons.

Grow up…you are such a baby.

After spilling his guts to Playboy, John Meyer has offered Jessica Simpson an apology for his disclosures concerning their sex life, via email. What a jerk, right? Jessica opens up to Oprah about John Meyer, the “mom jeans” thing and her weight on today’s episode. She doesn’t seem to be inclined to accept the emailed apology, she didn’t hit reply.

I don’t know why she is so pissed off anyway, he was very complimentary about her abilities in the boudoir. He called her sexual napalm for god’s sake! Napalm? Who thinks of that? In the Playboy interview, John also refers to Jessica’s bedroom behavior as crack cocaine to him. Really John? The entire rant on Jessica seemed to stem from crack cocaine, but it was however, very complimentary to her. Who doesn’t wanna be sexual napalm?

It is, in fact, a stunt. The clever editing by ABC’s staff left audiences thinking that her words were true. It was revealed on Monday night that Tenley was only joking with Jake. This is just one of the low-blows the reality show has given this season in order to attract audiences.

In last week’s episode, Rozlyn Papa is accused of an “inappropriate relationship” with one of the producers that gets her eliminated from the show and the producer fired. Again, some cleverly edited promos lead audiences to believe that the “inappropriate relationship” may have involved two women in the house.

An anonymous bachelorette said the network would do anything to create drama. She told Radar Online, “You have to be so careful on that show because someone could step on your foot and they’ll make it look like you broke your toe! ABC will do anything to create drama. Even if they were just cuddling, the producers can easily make it look like something more.”

The picture splashed across People Magazine’s January issue looks more like a photoshoot for one of Hollywood’s newest starlets. But, it is in fact, Kate Gosselin. It appears she is attempting to start her life over, a life without hubby Jon Gosselin, and she starts with this awesome makeover and an interview with People.

“It’s good to have hair again,” Kate tells People. “I never thought I’d have short hair for as long as I did. I feel like this is a fresh start, a fresh me, a fresh life.”

Later in the interview, she refers to herself as the new “Kate Clean Slate.”

“I’m rebuilding. There’s no option for this not to be a good year. Now I get to start over with a new self and new goals.”

Jaimee Grubbs, Tiger’s alleged mistress, played a voicemail message that the golf superstar had left her on November 24. In the message, Tiger asked her to remove her name from the outgoing message on her voicemail because Elin (Tiger’s wifey) was becoming suspicious.

TMZ reported that Elin also called Jaimee herself on Friday, the day of the crash. Jaimee says the caller — a woman — did not identify herself but said, “You know who this is because you’re f**king my husband.”

So, maybe it isn’t a rumor.

Are celebrities really dumb enough to think that cocktail waitresses, strippers and the like will keep their mouths shut about hooking up with a superstar?

The search for a killer is over. The only suspect in the murder of Jasmine Fiore was found dead in a Canada motel room on Sunday. Ryan Jenkins, husband of the slain supermodel, had been on the run since Jasmine’s mutilated body was found last week in a dumpster in Buena Park, California. He committed suicide by hanging himself in the motel room.

The hotel manager says Jenkins was checked in by a young blond woman who stayed with Jenkins for about twenty minutes after they checked in and then left. When Jenkins did not check out on Sunday morning, the manager went into his room and found the suspected murderer hanging from a coat rack on the wall of the motel room.

Lt. Steve Holliday of Buena Park PD addressed the press, saying, “The sadness of this is all is that Mr. Jenkins will not stand before an Orange County jury for his crime.”

As twisted and demented as it may sound, that is the buzz about Hollywood since the 48-year-old D-lister showed up to the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday night with 19-year-old Levi Johnston by her side. On the red carpet, the pair held hands, whispered to each other and even made reference to their relationship as long-distance “lovers”.

“Long-distance relationships are not easy, especially when he’s in his igloo and I’m in my Hollywood tower,” said Griffin.

Joan Rivers is at it again. Seems the botoxed blonde is only about starting fights lately. This time, Joan has called out Brooke Shields, saying her weepy speech at Michael Jackson’s memorial was less about remembering her “dearest friend” and more about getting some serious “face time.”

A very tearful Shields recalled her fondest memories of Michael at his memorial last month. The actress also said that the two of them shared a special bond, growing up as child stars.

FYI: Brooke hadn’t seen Micheal since 1991.

The premise of this ridiculous reality show revolves around Federline and his life as a father to four kids. He has two sons with Spears — Jayden, 2 1/2, and Preston, 4 — as well as two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.

Are you kidding me? Who cares what the overweight, washed-up wannabe does on a daily basis? And his life as a father? He takes along a babysitter when he keeps his own kids!