Heather Locklear was arrested around 5pm Saturday afternoon near Santa Barbara California.  Some passerby called the highway patrol after they saw a car “driving forwards and backwards over a pair of sunglasses and revving her engine” in a random parking lot.  She was given the standard drunk driver test and passed, but it was assumed she had taken some kind of controlled substance and was booked under suspicion of driving under the influence.  It is a good thing she was in southern California which means she will get a slap on the wrist instead of jail time because she is a celebrity, and celebrities are better than us.