This morning’s edition of ABC’s Good Morning America gave us all a better understanding of how truly twisted Heidi Montag’s thinking is. After undergoing ten procedures in ONE DAY, Montag proclaims that she is not addicted to plastic surgery, saying, “I’m not addicted. If I were addicted, I would have had 10 plastic surgeries.” Wait, so you had ten procedures, but not ten surgeries…ahhh, I get it now! Retard.

Montag says she “just wants to be as beautiful as she can be, inside and out.” And if that means DD boobs, so be it. The starlet says that her breasts still aren’t big enough.