Last week’s Dancing With the Stars premiere drew 24 million viewers! Idol? A measly 22 million. This season’s cast of DWTS is more controversial than ever and is surely the reason for the ratings spike. Or it could be the likes of Pamela Anderson, pussycat doll Nicole Scherzinger and Erin Andrews in scantily clad costumes?

As for trumping Fox’s American Idol, the credit may not solely belong to a banging DWTS cast, Idol seriously sucks this time! The addition of Ellen is just a distraction from the talent that isn’t that great. I will be staying tuned to DWTS, and not for Kate Gosselin…her reputation precedes her and proves to be correct (total b—- with some serious insecurities. My attention is on Derek Hough, as always!