Dear Katy Perry,

We get it… You kissed a girl, you liked it.  The song is catchy and a good idea to bring people to your music.  As a great philosopher once said, stick to what you’re good at! (which is singing)  Please stop beating our eyes with these fashion nightmare dresses you parade around in.  You have a unique taste, but tone it down a bit like Gwen did.  It worked out for her cause she has a successful clothing line.  We apologize for beating on you, but you are SO pretty and can do much better than this.  All the best and look forward to your next album!